The highlight of my day

Today really began with a bang. There's definitely no topping my first human interaction of the day.

I had just sat down at my computer when a male labmate who shall remain nameless came over, said, "hey Meg! Do I have freshman stripe?", and turned around so I could inspect his butt.

I reassured him on the point and asked why he asked me to check and not one of our other labmates who were also present. Now they giggle when he walks past.