"...in bed", or whatever

I recently inventoried the fortune cookie fortunes in my wallet. (It's important to keep things like that on you at all times!) In no order whatsoever, here they are! Feel free to play your favorite fortune cookie games with them...

• Your present plans are going to succeed.
  (I'm so glad!)
• Magic time is created when unconventional person comes.
  (uh, ok?)
• You have an unusually magnetic personality.
  (Don't I know it. ;) )
• Your magnetic personality will draw people to you this month.
  (I'm detecting a trend.)
  
• Someone thinks you are wonderfully mysterious.
  (One of my favorites, siiigh.)
• You are going to have a new love affair.
  (How exciting! Some information about when would be nice...)
• Many people will be drawn to you for your wisdom and insights.
  (Can't really blame them...)
• You will be awarded some great honor.
• Your enthusiasm inspires people.
  (I am enthusiastic...)
• You will be successful in love.
  (Again, a time frame would be helpful.)
• Next full moon brings an enchanting evening.
  (I don't know which full moon that was, but I'm pretty sure I didn't have any enchanting evenings. Alas.)
• Confucius say: lovers in triangle, not on square.
  (Ok, technically this one isn't in my wallet. I must have lost it, which saddens me greatly. I got it some time in college, and it's been a favorite of mine ever since. I think I'm remembering it accurately...)
  

That was fun. :)

Now I want to go out for Chinese!