A job for Brunhilda...

Since this seems to be such a popular topic (yeah, I know, I'm just pandering to the lowest common denominator)...

If you thought my stretchy (and favorite) jeans were in bad shape, check out my laundry-day jeans! These jeans are so ancient! They're the first pair I got after going several years sans denim in college. (Levi's stopped making boy cut, my favorite style. I couldn't find anything else that I liked for the longest time, so I just didn't wear jeans. I was an American without blue jeans, how bizarre!)

Hmmm, looks like I should wear different pants next time I do laundry; these are getting kind of dirty. Must have worn them on a rainy day. I learned that Safeway bags are not optimal bike seat covers for rainy days. Nope. The paint from their logo likes to rub off, apparently. (I guess they get a little excited about being sat upon.) Now I have lovely red and black streaks on my heiny. Swell. (And incidentally... biking doesn't exactly do wonders for the ever-larger hole in the butt.)

If you like the back (and you know you do), you'll love their front! It's even better!!! (Wow, my room looks huge from that point of view! I should start crawling around all the time just to feel like I have more space!) I love my quirky patches. I obviously need to add a few more, but I'm feeling lazy. If only Brunhilda could help me...