Return of Frankenbootie

Yeah... We all knew it was going to happen... These jeans have had almost as many reconstructive butt surgeries as celebrities have had cosmetic procedures! This time it was the left side again. At least that makes it even: two repairs on each side. Clearly the stitches aren't working, so I opted for a patch this time. I hope that the extra inch of fabric keeps my bootie in check! I love these jeans; I really don't want to retire them. They're the only stretch jeans I have; my only jeans that aren't significantly less flexible than I am. (Because, you know, that's important in a pair of pants.) You like the patch job? Can you tell what color undies I'm wearing? Look closely! Wait, please don't :D.