Outrage!

A heinous crime has been perpetrated. My beloved flamingo (just see how beloved!) has been kidnapped! Oh, atrocity of atrocities! Who would do such a thing, commit such a vile act?! Rogues! Hooligans! Dastards! I have received no communication from either the criminals or the victim. I despair of ever seeing my pink friend again. Be strong, Pepe! Resist! Tell them nothing! And, most of all, don't succumb to Stockholm syndrome!

Keep your eyes out for a woebegone flamingo. Phone lines are open for any information or leads you might be able to provide.