How's my driving?

Oh yes, one more thing... It has come to my attention of late that the stories I post here are considered by some to be "random" and "pointless". To these allegations I would like to make the following statement:

There is an implicit contract involved with viewing this weblog. By reading the content, you are admitting that your life is so dull that you turn to mine for entertainment. By virtue of this, I select only the choicest random and pointless stories (ie, those that are exceptionally random and pointless) to disseminate, under the impression that these are the most entertaining. Furthermore, your legal right (which I deny that you ever had anyway) to criticize this content is waived upon its loading on your browser (unless of course you want to say good things ;-) ).

Most critical, however, is the fact that anyone who reads this almost certainly knows me. In which case, you, oh devoted reader, surely already know that all of my stories are pointless and random. You didn't seriously think that would change when I started cluttering the internet with them, did you?

Just thought I'd get that out. Carry on.

DISCLAIMER: This was written entirely in jest. The contents are not meant to offend. Any resemblance to real people or situations is purely circumstantial. This was, as always, totally random and pointless.

ps, I also take requests, if you would like a hand in directing the randomness...