Ketchuppy?

One of the good things about coming home in the middle of the day (besides the major plus of not having to lurk around the library or Quad since I still don't have an office...) is that I get to insert a little variety into my lunches. Every other day I have exactly the same thing in my sack lunch. But if I'm eating at home, I'm not restricted to sackable items. Today I had a grilled cheese sandwich dipped in Ketchup and a pickle! mmmmm.

I am sad to say that I almost burned my grilled cheese sandwich, however. (Luckily I rescued it just in time, and it was still scrumdiddlyumptious.) I was just way too entranced by the ketchup bottle. It turns out that Heinz is having a Say Something Ketchuppy Contest. I'm sure this is just as intriguing to you as it was to me. Apparently Heinz is trying to make their ketchup bottles a little more exciting, by having a sweepstakes to come up with witty replacement slogans. Some samples they provide are "Your fishstick improvement system," "Meatloaf's only hope," "Quiet, please. Tomatoes meeting inside," and "Mustard looks up to it." I bet that if you were grilling a cheese sandwich, it would be on the verge of burning now too.

Now, I think this is just the coolest thing ever. And considering the extremely high proportion of ketchup addicts among my friends, chances are you do too! How cool would it be to win?! 108 first and second place winners will get a t-shirt featuring their slogan! Duuuude! We totally have to submit some ideas! I think we'd have a tolerable chance. I mean, how many people do you really expect to participate in this sort of event? And some of those samples were pretty lame... Lets see what we can do!